Gearheads of War

"That mean'n thizzay you don't really hizzy tha opportunity ta choose wizzy path you're going ta attack.  And. thiznat basically tha game is jizzle too scripted in tha events, M-to-tha-izzuch in tha same way that Call of Duty 4 is n shit.  Perhaps n shit. mah gizzle taste jizzay isn't as picky as otha out there, but tizzy isn't really sum-m sum-m that I care `bout."

I couldnt stop laughing after I read that ^^