Gearheads of War

tell you a story eggo.  I work in the operating room of a hospital.  one night a guy came to the ER with a dildo lost up his butt.  we had to bring him to the operating room and put him out and the doctor had to go about forearm deep to get it.  When i asked him why it was there, he told us that he and his friends got drucnk and his friends stuck it up there!  so i replied with a quickness, either your bullshitin me or its time to get some new friends!