I'm tickled by my own foolery. Figured I'd share it with you guys. This little blurb is from my blog... the particular quote is something I said to my brother earlier tonight when watching Star Wars: Episode III. And there's even a throwback to something ESuns said!
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Here it is:
"Bought Episode III mainly to research my costume for Halloween. I'm going to try and be Anakin Skywalker. Well, the prequels just suck. I told my brother watching the prequels is like this... Imagine Leonardo DaVinci wants to improve on his work at the Sistine Chapel. Instead of actually painting though, Davinci shits in his hand and smears his excrement all over his beautiful work. That's what Lucas has done to Star Wars and most recently, Indiana Jones. You'd think the latter would be somewhat saved by Spielburg, but no... it was okay to have aliens and Shia Lebouf swinging on goddamned vines in pursuit of the Reds. One of my buddies said it best, Lucas probably has a legion of sycophants that tell him everything he writes is good when in actuality it isn't. How do you fuck up a prequel to the classic Star Wars saga? I don't know, but Lucas did, especially when he got gay and demystified the Force. That a-way... tell us magic is real, then isn't. And I'm sorry, but most of the jedi that got exterminated deserved it. If some dudes tried to off my ass you can bet your butt they'd be tossed around like leaves in a windstorm. Somehow though, that's too great a thought for the Jedi Masters. Go figure."
If you're really bored, you can see the whole post here: http://saityrus.blogspot.com/
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