Gearheads of War

Brilliant! Nice find Chris!!! =)

some good ones i found..

"Framerate wizzy not dip unda 30 FPS promised Cliffy"

and

"DOWNLOAD IT NOW -Warn'n...this thing is hizzy! My apologies fo` tha big file type =/ "

Classic and genius, and classic.

Marcus & his posse be layin' down da pain, yo!!!

that is freaking hilarious!!!

"That mean'n thizzay you don't really hizzy tha opportunity ta choose wizzy path you're going ta attack.  And. thiznat basically tha game is jizzle too scripted in tha events, M-to-tha-izzuch in tha same way that Call of Duty 4 is n shit.  Perhaps n shit. mah gizzle taste jizzay isn't as picky as otha out there, but tizzy isn't really sum-m sum-m that I care `bout."

I couldnt stop laughing after I read that ^^

Man THAT is so funny.

I ridin' in mah double R. fizzle like it's been playa since I played wit tha Gearheezees so I'm up fo` anyth'n . It dont stop till the wheels fall off.   . It dont stop till the wheels fall off.

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Blunt-rollin' Forward
BySweetTea023

As I'm sure everyone can tell our lovable site is rhymin' forward in a numba of ways. First, our podcast which is numba 3 on tha fictional list of "Ways Gearheezees wizzle takes over tha world" .

Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit.  

BySweetTea023
Posted on Wed May 28, 2008 at 07:11:13 PM EST

As I'm sure everyone can tell our lovable site is ridin' forward in a numba of ways . Holla!. First, our podcast whizzay is poser 3 on tha fictional list of "Ways Gearheezees will takes over tha world" so i can get mah pimp on.

The last "I Claim Shenanizzle podcast was tha best yet in terms of bizzy quality n in drug deala as it nears 60 downloads . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. If you haven't already, be sure n chizzeck it out! So, in mov'n forward n mak'n tha podcast a success, we wizzle yo ideas. Afta tha break there is some questions you can fiznill out ta help us design a podcast ta yo hatin' but pleaze feel free ta post yo ideas as well.

On top of add'n a podcast ta Gearheezees, we also blingin' on site upgrades. As a playa papi is S-T-to-tha-izzill ballin' donations upside yo head. Thus far we've received $240 in donations which have already been paid ta tha playa in tha hood. Ideally we'd like ta at least git ta `bout $500 before any wizzle can be done . Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.. So if you cizzay pleaze donate ta bleszinski at gmail dot com. THANK YOU cuz Im tha Double O G!

Donat'n wiznill kizzy ho-slappin' like tha podcast saggin' speak'n of which- Wizzy would you like ta see in future podcasts?

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