Gearheads of War

Yup, been to launches for Halo 2 and 3. I hope I'm not disappointed. Frankly, I don't think I will. It'll be good and bad being with so many fanboys... here is an exception because we're cool. lol.

So I'll be at the midnight launch tonight at my local Game stop and imagine the ridiculousness will go something like this:

I'll be standing there when some douche starts bragging about his skills. Ever notice how that seems to parallel the same thing dudes say when they're "good in bed" or are "big." First, between men you should never tell me about your cock size. I don't need to know, nor do I want to know. Playful banter among friends is an exception. But when you're standing next to a complete stranger (i.e., me), I don't care if you're the "Best Gears player online" or were "in the top 1,000."

I did it a little after Emergence day, and I'll do it now... I will cram a friggin' chainsaw up your ass.

Vae Victus, gearheads. See you tonight (or tomorrow morning, actually).