POLAND came back! (cue Welcome Back, Kotter Theme song) Sawing everyone, and by the end of the night, everything . In all his fatigue, tried to saw a wall. ha ha ha Cheers, Poland. Great to see you are still up to your old tricks! It was great to have you back playing with us! (and Chris, you should've joined us. We missed you!). With the exception of a brief event towards the end of the evening, at which time I made a total ass and fool of myself, the FFF was a fantastic success!
OK, now for the Awards. (Everyone, please put us in remembrance and we will add yours/your friend's Awards to the list).
Poland gets the
•The "Golden Chainsaw" Award- Most chainsaw kills of FFF.
In one of the opening matches, with 16 kills, Jambi earned
•The "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" Award- Highest kill count of FFF (15+). As far as I know, this was not beaten all night.
For roasting me and my teammates repeatedly and with great skill on Ruins and Blood Drive, Infidel gets
•The "Stick a Fork In It, It's Done!" Award- Most Scorcher kills in FFF.
For an awesome Boomshot take-one-for-the-President maneuver that turned my certain death, and thus potential shorthand situation, into a two-per-team, 4 death blood fest on River, Blankman gets
•The "Cock Block" Award- Best defensive move of FFF.
RoBBins absolutely humiliated the other team with the Bow and Arrows on a round on Ruins. It was what most people these days call "sick".
•The "Arrow in da Ass" Award - Most/Best Torquebow stick of FFF.
RoBBins for headshotting four consecutive people on the Canals map.
•The "Busting Melons" Award- Most/Best headshot(s) of FFF.
Though I am sure he was not trying for it, but rather just mixing it up, Zoso gets
•The "Welcome to the Grindhouse" Award- Most Mulcher kills of FFF.
Infidel & Jambi share nominations for the
•The "Hillary Clinton" Award- Most friendly-fire kills during FFF.
Finally, I want to propose the creation of two new Awards.
First, a new Award called The Weirding Way Award, earned for the first time by Zoso & moi ;). It was on Canals, and I was watching high side, jabbering like a pack of monkeys. Infidel, was going to take me out , but before he did (my death always appears in slow-mo), Zos shouted out, "Where are you 'Suns?", and with my last breath, I shouted out my location. Within a second or so of my death, Infidel was with me. Of course, there are only a few who could take that info and turn it into a lethal victory (thank you, Zoso!), but it was an AWESOME feeling. Killing with a word!
•The "Weirding Way" Award aka The "I Love It When A Plan Comes Together" Award- Kill, or have someone killed by sheer awesome communication (a 2+ player award). For those who haven't read Dune Wikipedia provides a great explanation for The Weirding Way
Second, apparently there was hilarious grenade incident in which Zoso tagged a teammate, and the teammate ran towards an enemy, taking the enemy out! I am a little apprehensive about coming up with an award for that, for fear that it might become something people actively pursue. ;) LMAO! I got it! In honor of all those kamikaze and their trainers from WWII, this sort of military action shall earn
•The "General Hideki Tojo" Award aka The Ice Cream Truck Award aka The "Bearing Gifts" Award- Sending a "friendly" into a crowd of the enemy with a 'nade on their back.
He was a war criminal, you know.
UPDATE: I changed the Weirding Way award to be a 2+ person award and added an alias name for it.
UPDATE 2: DOH! Reading through the Awards list, I realized that there is already an award for inappropriate grenade use. Well, I am going to leave The "General Hideki Tojo" Award up there. It is a specific sub-class of inappropriate grenade tagging. ;)
•The "Hong Kong Phooey" Award- Inappropriate use of grenade tags. (but we don't want to encourage this one).