AFK: Zoso Fan

Fri Dec 05, 2008 at 02:32:58 AM EST

Adding new parts to my PC. Should be offline for a day or two. At least at home.

When i am back up, sexy will be happening.

Mark Rein Responds to GOW2 Issues

Wed Dec 03, 2008 at 12:57:28 AM EST


Just relax folks. We are going to make improvements to the multiple aspects of the multiplayer portion of the game over time. I'm confident that many of the things that concern you will be addressed. There is no point us getting down in the weeds with complex explanations (that are over my head anyway) because often it is a series of minor things that fix major issues you might be having. Regardless of what specific development techniques we use there are likely some bugs that have to be squashed as well to make those techniques work the way you expect. Just chill folks, we're on the job!

This was in reply to the crazy mofo's raising hell over at the official forums.

For the Love of Horde, 3 rings 1 night (PS GET ON TO HORDE PLEASE)

Sun Nov 23, 2008 at 02:56:46 PM EST

Hey guys,

Last night was a night of EPIC highs (FUCKING SHOOTY TO THE FACE BITCH?!? MUHAHAHAHA!) and some EPIC lows (bye bye shield) but one thing is for certain... we were on track to fucking pwn insane Horde again, this time on Blood Drive.

On wave 46, my xbox red ringed. 3 glowing quarters simultaniously fucking my ass. It gets better, i turn on my xbox and my internet could not be found. Turn on my PC and it couldn't find it either.

Fiberoptic FTW?
Xbox FTW?

You bet your ass.

So what happened? Did i fuck up the shit round two as well? Did you get Koric in or something and whoop some 50 ass? If not, be there or be square tonight. Hopefully sooner than later cause i have to wake up early tomorrow. lol


For The Love of All Things Holy: GOW2 Gets Played

Wed Nov 05, 2008 at 11:44:09 AM EST


As many of you may or may not know, i got Gears of War 2 yesterday at my local 7 Eleven.

First and foremost, may all the thankfulness of the world go to David Ellis, who is a legend among men.

Now to the good stuff. I have to right this before heading off to the same old grind today, so i am going to list facts about Gears 2 (opinions?) based on my time with the game.

Less' do dis.

  • Graphics: Omg. There seems to be little additions to everything that make the game seriously shine. Especially with all the new variations in environments. The amount of blood is also crazy. Super colorful! And on top of it all, little touches like destructable environments add A LOT. Lots of new animations as well!
  • Gameplay: Playing the game for the first time, it felt Different. But after 5-10 minutes, it was unbelievable and i was in constant awe. This is one of the best feeling shooter games. Picking a dude up as a meat sheild is the most efficient tactic in the game so far.
  • Multiplayer: Have barely played any, BUT... Machete hosted a game that i joined, and i had no bullet lag at all. He is in New Jersey, I am in Washington.
  • Audio: MY FAVORITE ADDITION. Every gun holds so much more weight. The snob pistol sounds ridiculous EVERY SHOT. And you watch the bullet trail.

The cutscenes are amazing, the guns are SICK. Everything is balanced and solid. Matchmaking is like Halo's system, where you are all in a lobby before campaign, horde etc.

This is the best game i have ever played. Bar none.

There will be no going back to Gears of War 1. There would be no reason at all. This is everything that game represented and MORE.

Peace and Love!


Dude. Machete and I are having so much fun

Tue Nov 04, 2008 at 09:14:02 PM EST

playing horde.


GOW2 Video I Made In Pre-Launch Excitement.

Tue Nov 04, 2008 at 01:34:10 AM EST

Compare the visuals between the first and second game. Big Difference. Also, Pink Floyd fucking rules.

Click Me!

Also, read robbins Diary on the re-make level vids, and Grymm's little ditty.

If you have trouble watching the vid, i will re format.

Gears TV Ad for Spike

Sun Oct 19, 2008 at 12:46:30 PM EST