Greatest month ever!!
Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 05:48:18 PM EST

Last month was a great month for me, first I went and got a vasectomy, and the local didn't really work on my left nut, so I felt just about everything he did on that side, from the first cut to the last stitch! The right side was fine didn't feel a thing, he said he never had that happen before? Then for the next 2 days I bled like a stuck pig when I'd stand up! O Joy!!!!
Next comes my tooth that needs a crown, that goes alright for a few days until it starts pounding with pain, go in and the dentist says O sorry you'll need a root canal and here I set with the numbness starting to fade and my nuts still hurting.
The END
Bots?
Sat Aug 02, 2008 at 01:43:22 PM EST
Well first off this site got banned from my work, so you may not hear from me very often, hard to post with a 3 year old beating you with his toys,but my question is has any footage of multiplayer against bots been shown besides the Horde mode? Links? As much as I like playing against real people, sometimes with kids its easier to play offline.Thanks
VISTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Sat Jul 26, 2008 at 06:36:32 PM EST
Does anyone know how to export a address book from outlook in XP to Vista? My mother and father-in-law have a new laptop and this is giving me all kinds of hell, found the pst file in Xp, but what is the file in Vista? I actually got all their other info. moved over, like the drafts and inbox etc. but the contacts didn't move with it. Thanks
Lets Talk stamps!
Tue Jul 08, 2008 at 11:48:33 PM EST
Yes stamps, as in postage. I just got a collection of very old stamps from my moms husband and there is some old ass stamps in there! Everything from 1800's to the late 70's, and from all over the world. I looked for the ones I had heard of like the "Jenny" stamp and of course it was not in there.
Does anyone know how to go about finding a price to put on this collection?
Anyone out there say "Hey I think I'm going to quite playing games for a moment and go work on my stamp collection."? If so I'm lookin for you!
My wife said she would help go through them all, probably just wants some money. :)
I'm done
Mon Jul 07, 2008 at 08:49:07 AM EST

Well boils and ghouls Daddy got banned again because of his gamertag, why am I paying to play online again? I'm no longer going to support a company that puts out a system that doesn't work half the time and I'm certainly not paying to play online anymore when my PS3 does it for free. I moved the 3shitty out to the living room for the wife and kid.
I will of course break down and get Gears 2 when it comes out and use free live cards to play online, until then have fun and stay safe.
New Gears 2 info.?
Sat Jun 14, 2008 at 09:21:22 PM EST
http://www.gamerumor.net/?p=116
COG and Locust will each have 12 character models (7 each in Gears 1)
-A new map announced, "Dusk" puts players in a smaller, Raven Down style map with locust/cog battles in the distance scenery.
- New flamethrower has a "fuel meter" instead of ammo clips like in other guns, and will jam if continually fired for an extended amount of time.
- Hammer of Dawn will have only 3 charges until it "burns out". A 4th charge is possible, but it will cause the weapon to explode killing the character and hopefully enemies close by.
- Subway's trains movement can be turned on / off with a switch. Described as being "the hardest aspect to program yet!"
- A new gametype "Wanted" pits 9 Locusts on 1 COG or 9 COG on 1 Locust. This modified version of Juggernaut has a clock for each player counting how long each player is the wanted. The wanted can only be killed with execution style rules.
- Boomshot has been modified to hold 3 ammo. Each individual rocket has been weakened, however, if you have 2 left with an active it will shoot them both out at the same time for a massive explosion.
Bionic News
Wed May 28, 2008 at 05:45:10 PM EST
I was always a fan of the original Bionic Commando and when I first saw the footage for the Rearmed version I squealed like a stuck pig, anyway the game itself has been delayed, but you can now purchase the soundtrack and I love the music.
If you get a chance go by http://www.bioniccommando.com/us and checkout some samples.
The remake they are doing has some great potential has well, so checkout some of the trailers when your there.
On a final note download their podcast, good stuff.
Ladies and Gentlemen..
Thu May 15, 2008 at 08:42:56 PM EST
Lend me your Wiis! I just watched me some video of a new Sega game called Madworld and its by them fart smellers from the now defunct Clover studios and me likes what I sawed! Go check it out.
I've thought about getting a Wii for the family and I, and I think it may be the time to stop thinkin and a time for some gettin! What you guys think?
Stay Calm!
Wed May 14, 2008 at 03:18:20 PM EST
Well looks like 2 is going to be a real hum dinger! And I'm pissin with excitement already, but please everyone stay calm!
Also Does anyone have Zosos home address? I remember how excited he got before Gears 1 came out, and frankly with all this sweet ass new info. for 2, I fear he may stroke out on us! Breathe Damn You! Breathe!
Gears 1 is one of my top 10 games of all time and I have no doubt 2 will be even better, because lets face it, usually the second of anything is better, I mean look at the original Star Wars trilogy, The Dead trilogy, Indiana Jones trilogy, getting laid, the second round is always better.
Cannot wait, but I'll have two ;(
The beauty of MGO
Tue May 13, 2008 at 01:03:42 PM EST
Well the beta for Metal Gear Online is over and waiting 30 days is going to be a killer! I played the original online in MGS3 and loved it, but to me this was 100% more fun.
It has a nice skill system, great OTS view, a points based mode where a team can earn better weapons during the match, the speed was close to that of Gears, which I'm a big fan of, and it keeps track of all kinds of stats for every mode in the game.
I put in close to 27 hours into the beta in 2 weeks and came close to maxing out one of the skills, so it looks like it could keep me busy until Gears 2 comes out.
I'm a huge MGS fan and MGS4 is going to be one hell of a fathers day gift this year! If you have a PS3 the online mode alone is worth the price, so do your self a favor and pick up this bad boy when it hits 6/12/08!
Anyone want some Meat?!
Tue Apr 22, 2008 at 09:42:14 PM EST
Smell-O! Fart Smellers!
I'm still out here living the american dream, which my daddy told me was go to school, get a job, get a wife, have a kid and work and worry until your dead!
I've covered it all up until the dead part, but I should be done soon!
I never really post much,just set back and read the god awful stuff you guys post! ;)I just thought I'd send an invite out to anyone out there that wants to play some GTA4 or Gears, I had a hell of a time with my friends list and gamertag, but I think I finally got it cleared up.
I used to be Corpse Grinder and then a many number of other tags, but it looks like DirtyOldManMeat is good to go,so hit me up if you like.
Hugs and kisses xxxxxxxxxxxxxxooooooooooxxxxx
Gear Series 2 Figures
Tue Feb 19, 2008 at 09:48:27 PM EST
Not sure how to post picks,but here is a link to some new pics,
http://saladhats.com/?p=285 I collect all kinds of different figures, my fave being my Chop Top from TCM2, I'll have to get these bad boys. I just have to keep my son away from my toys. I'm a little sad there isn't a figure giving the saw end of the lancer to a locust :(